Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Observations - 11th May

No idea where to start (again) with this, so, just notes for the day:

  1. Paying £3 for a small tub of shredded iceberg lettuce makes fools of us all.
  2. Flip flops are a risk in May.
  3. The quality of advice is often mostly defined by the receptiveness of the subject.
  4. The phrase "Salad days", coined in Shakespeare's "Anthony & Cleopatra", is taken to mean a period of youthful inexperience or indiscretion. I prefer the term "halcyon", but am more inclined to used "naive", to avoid this tedious discussion occurring in real life.
  5. Social networking websites cannot fill the gaps that you may be trying to hide elsewhere in your life. Neither can food, fags, or anything else.
  6. Men also like salad, it is not the reserve of the diet-obsessed female idiot. Italians also like salad. Proof enough of the validity and potential marvellousness (marvelocity?) of such foodstuff.
That's all I've got for the day, but I shall be posting again very shortly, aiming to get into the swing of how this thing should work.