No idea where to start (again) with this, so, just notes for the day:
- Paying £3 for a small tub of shredded iceberg lettuce makes fools of us all.
- Flip flops are a risk in May.
- The quality of advice is often mostly defined by the receptiveness of the subject.
- The phrase "Salad days", coined in Shakespeare's "Anthony & Cleopatra", is taken to mean a period of youthful inexperience or indiscretion. I prefer the term "halcyon", but am more inclined to used "naive", to avoid this tedious discussion occurring in real life.
- Social networking websites cannot fill the gaps that you may be trying to hide elsewhere in your life. Neither can food, fags, or anything else.
- Men also like salad, it is not the reserve of the diet-obsessed female idiot. Italians also like salad. Proof enough of the validity and potential marvellousness (marvelocity?) of such foodstuff.
That's all I've got for the day, but I shall be posting again very shortly, aiming to get into the swing of how this thing should work.